[Delev]

~Prologue~

Just like the title says, It started out just like a normal day on the server.. The map was ffa3, The only map with a good sense of light and direction.
But, I'ma gettin ahead of maiself. Note: The beginning of this story will be told by normal JKA standards (You know, like this -[KR]-Jawfin: I'm sucha tech addict)
Don't take it personally jaw :O
Anyway, this is how it starts..

/connect kr1.knights-reborn.org
-[KR]-Ðelev entered the game
-[KR]-Fazz: oh noez, its del!
-[KR]-Tifa: hi del
-[KR]-Necros: Hey del!
-[KR]-Ðelev: Hey all
/fastforward 5mins
(-[KR]-echo entered the game, -[KR]-Darfin entered the game, -[KR]-Kakashi entered the game)
Zero connected
/fastforward 1mins
Zero was sabered by -[KR]-echo
Zero disconnected
<Clan>(-[KR]-Ðelev): Lol
<Clan>(-[KR]-Tifa): Hahahahaha
Zerosoldier connected
Zerosoldier2 connected
Zerosoldier3 connected
KR Fails connected
You shall all bow before me connected
You have 5 minutes to leave connected
before I destroy you all connected
Zerosoldier4 connected
Zerosoldier5 connected
Zerosoldier6 connected
Zerosoldier7 connected
/fastforward 30secs
Zerosoldier30 connected
-[KR]-Ðelev: Haha. A bot spammer.
Zerosoldier1 entered the game
Zerosoldier2 entered the game
Zerosoldier3 entered the game
Zerosoldier4 entered the game
Zerosoldier5 entered the game
Zerosoldier6 entered the game
Zerosoldier7 entered the game
Zerosoldier8 entered the game
Zerosoldier9 entered the game
Zerosoldier10 entered the game
Zerosoldier11 entered the game
Zerosoldier12 entered the game
Zerosoldier13 entered the game
Zerosoldier14 entered the game
Zerosoldier15 entered the game
/fastforward 15 secs
Zerosoldier30 entered the game
-[KR]-echo: !players
-[KR]-echo: Ultra Utility - Players: 37
-[KR]-Fazz: wtf, we have a 32 slot server..
Server: Zero one.. Zero one.. Zerrrrooo one..Zeeerooooooooooooooo...
Server: Running ultimate destruction script from database..
Server: Accessing destruction codes..
Server: Access granted.
Server: Wormhole created.
(Suddenly, Tifa, echo, Ðelev, Kakashi, Darfin, Fazz, and Necros were warped from their computer chair into the JKA universe - Right into the server!
-[KR]-Tifa: um?
-[KR]-Necros: lolwut
Server: Beginning destruction of the JKA world..
Now I'm going to destroy the whole JKA world! connected
Starting with the -[KR]- Server! connected
And you can NEVER ESCAPE! connected
-[KR]-Ðelev: pfft
-[KR]-Tifa: pfft
-[KR]-echo: pffffffffffffffffffffffffft
-[KR]-Fazz: wut they said
Suddenly, 15 of those ''Zerosoldiers'' arrived with guns and shot at the group. Luckily, Zero hadn't overriden the admin codes yet, so Kakashi and Darfin logged in and kicked their asses with banguns. The other 15 disconnected, probably to a refuge of Zero's.
(Darfin repeatedly tries to ban Zero, but he had already shut down all admins and changed all passwords)
-[KR]-Darfin: Damn!
-[KR]-Kakashi: This is the strangest thing to happen since my master trial...
(echo had fallen asleep)
-[KR]-echo: zZz..
-[KR]-Ðelev: *poke* wake up!
-[KR]-Ðelev: *poke poke* wake up fool!
-[KR]-Fazz: no no del, this is how you wake him up..
(Fazz grabs a frying pan out of his jacket)
-[KR]-Fazz: *BANG* Wakey wakey mr. sunshine!
-[KR]-echo: what the hell was that for? -.-
(echo notices the map disintegrating)
-[KR]-echo: o.o what i miss?
-[KR]-Necros: Many things.. But here's the main thing.. That zero guy is trying to kill us..wait, why am i telling you this look it up in console fool -.-
/fastforward 1mins

Then something strange happened, even though the whole day has been strange, this was the strangest thing to happen today!
The whole map started disintegrating and falling into what we map secret finders call ''Zerospace''. Zerospace is that space under the map, where if you fall you can tele back up. But the reason this time we can't tele up is
A: Zero had just overriden all admin logins
B: Zero had just overriden all admins and logged them out with rcon
And C: Who the hell wants to jump into that anyway? >.>

Anyway, they all disconnected, but since they were ''trapped'' into the JKA world, they arrived on what the server finding screen REALLY was. It's a really long hallway with a bunch of doors, Like in the matrix. They eventually found the one called ''JB'' And found refuge there.
~[JB]~Ice: Omg, raid?
~[JB]~Ice: =Lol.=
-[JB]-Monk3e: lol ice
=[JB]=Kerestel: Don't mind them, they're just paranoid.. What's up KR?
And the KR's told JB their story, and I bet you can guess what happened. Yep, Zero found them there too. Crazy guy, if he was in real life right? Worse than NickNack.. Anyway, the JB's thought this was crazy and laughed, until.. they.. *cries* they fell into Zerospace.. and never came back.. Oh the horror!
Then, after watching JB fall into the Zerospace, with tears on their faces, the KR's escaped in time to get to the hallway.. They eventually found out that Zero can't touch them there, seeing as it belongs to ravensoft and not a server provider..
They ended up exploring the server screen.. And sook refuge at an empty server where no one else could be harmed, But Zero continued his routine and Destroyed that server also..
But this time, There was something different about the white hallway.. Can you guess? No, you can't fool. Cus you gotta wait until I tell you.
(End of Prologue)

[Fazz]

very... strage 2 say the least.... i definately think i gots the best part, and the best lines... all 2 of them, lol

[Delev]

Chapter one~ The scrambled universe
Righto then. We left off at ''And then they noticed something strange about the white hallway''. Yeah, can you guess what I'm gonna tell you about?
-[KR]-Fazz: Chicken!
No fazz, not chicken. I'm gonna tell you about what's so strange about the hallway this time around, and the answer is simple.. the doors didn't lead to servers anymore.. they lead to planets! They scanned the matrix style hallway, what the server selecting screen is inside, and eventually they voted on settling on Coruscant..
-[KR]-Kakashi: Damnit!
-[KR]-Necros: Whatcha trying kak?
-[KR]-Kakashi: /disco.. it doesn't work ><
-[KR]-Darfin: Of course not.. this isn't JKA anymore.. We're real people in our real bodies in a virtual universe, running away from a guy smarter than jaw.. This isn't a game, it's life or death..
-[KR]-Tifa: Has this happened before darf? You sound like you know alot about it.
-[KR]-Darfin: ..yes... this has happened before.. a long time ago (in a galaxy far far away lol), about 2 years in the past, a guy named Zero connected and screwed up the whole JKA universe.. But he never got to the point where he remodeled every single server and named it a planet..
-[KR]-Darfin: He wasn't able to take over servers or do any of the amazing S*** he's been doing today..
-[KR]-Darfin: Anyway, let's go to Coruscant, I'm pretty sure this guy completely screwed up everything about JKA, even our forums. We'll have to find the council and talk to them about it.
As they went through the door to Coruscant,They were amazed at how beautiful it was, They had seen coruscant in movies before, but to have the skill to make a map as incredible as this was amazing..
-[KR]-Fazz: Pretty pretty shiny shiny!
-[KR]-Ðelev: Stop being retarded and staring at the sun fazz..
-[KR]-Fazz: Fazz want CHICKEN!
-[KR]-Tifa: There has to be a market of some sort around here..
The group searched around the upper corners of coruscant, but still couldn't find any food. When they had scanned a good portion of the area, they came across a set of ''Apartments'' and two Trandoshans beating up a small, frail man.
Man: Please, I already payed you! I don't have any more money!
Suddenly, like a bird in the night, a stray figure swooped from the heights of the buildings, turned on his lightsaber and killed the two Trandoshans with a swift swing.
Man: Oh, thank you! Thank you! I owe you my life!
Figure: Don't mention it, just doing my job.
-[KR]-Tifa: psst
-[KR]-Ðelev: psst what?
-[KR]-Tifa: I think that's squall! Darfin said that zero guy screwed up everyone that has a connection through JKA, imagine what he did to the people that weren't playing JKA when we were!
-[KR]-Kakashi: Same costume, same *sniffs and gulps* smell, and he kicks ass, yeah thats squall.
The man bowed and thanked the figure again, then ran off to his ''Apartment''.
Necros walked up to the figure and asked him his name.
Figure: My name? Well I don't remember having a name, But i remember my momma callin' me squall when i was younger..
A tear fell from Squall's eye.
-[KR]-Necros: Is there something wrong?
Squall: No, no.. just leave! Get out of here, shoo!
-[KR]-Necros: but..
Squall: OUT!
Squall dissapeared as fast as he had come, and it seemed this would be a harder task than ever to get their members back to who they were.

Meanwhile..

-[KR]-RaVeN: At this rate, the JKA universe will never be back to normal before Zero corrupts it!
Phoenix stared into the crystal ball, still chanting the words of the ancient sages..
-[KR]-Phoenix: Aha!
The crystal ball had found the group, and their location on Coruscant.
Ronin got up and walked over to the escape pod. T3-M5, the astromech droid, walked (or drove, in this case) to where Ronin was standing.
Phoenix took out the hardrive which contained the groups location, the council's orders, instructions, and where kenshin was, and handed it to Ronin. Ronin placed it inside T3-M5 and put him in the escape pod.
-[KR]-Phoenix: Go T3, find them, and may the force be with you.
T3-M5: Beep-boop-bop.
Ronin launched the escape pod for Coruscant.
They heard laughing in the background. The three council members walked over to the Laser detention center. There, hanging from chains and surrounded by lasers, was a corrupted Starcomand, constantly saying in a posessed and demonic voice:

I will come for you, KR! This is your last warning! Surrender now, or face my legion of Zerosoldiers! My scouts are out to find Kenshin, the one you sent on a mission to retrieve the Six who survived my torment, and that you thought by sending him, you could save his life! Mwhaha! There is no escape from Zerospace! Soon, very very soon, you and your precious little council will fall, and there will be no one to stop me from my reign of terror!


Admiral Cricket walked up to Lord Zero to inform him about a series of events that have happened. He bowed.
Zero: What do you have for me, Admiral?
Cricket: Sir, the six have escaped and fled to Coruscant. Kenshin's whereabouts are still unknown. But on a good rate, Starcomand is almost completely corrupted by Zero toxin.
Zero: Excellent. 1 down, 4 to go...
And Zero laughed his malicious laugh, while the group are still worried about their fellow members, the council isn't looking too good either.. What will happen next time? Just wait a bit until i think about it. Lol.
(End of chapter 1)

[Kenshin]

lol this is kinda funny, *stickied*

[Delev]

Hehe, thanks for the sticky ken

[Delev]

Chapter 2~ Old friend, new adventures.

Now uh, where were we.. oh yes, The people in peril, blah blah, all that stuff.

The group ends up spending the night in an alley, very uncomfortable.
(Tifa, Delev, and Fazz wake up)
-[KR]-Tifa: *yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*
-[KR]-Ðelev: *yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*
-[KR]-Fazz: *burp*
-[KR]-Tifa:
(Everyone else wakes up)
They got out from behind the alley and saw the floating TV-bot (lol)
Reporter: It seems that an escape pod has crashlanded near downtown Coruscant. The pod's inhabitants are still unknown, as it has landed near Coruscant's power station, and nobody's stupid enough to go there. Lol, you'll get ka-pwned by teh shockzerz!!1!.
The TV-bot switched channels to show the spacecraft.
-[KR]-Kakashi: That's our cruiseliner's escape pod!
-[KR]-Necros: orly?
-[KR]-Kakashi: yarly!
-[KR]-Tifa: We should go investigate, You know, there might be another brainwashed member in it!
-[KR]-Fazz: But if we get ka-pwned by teh shockzerz!!1!?
-[KR]-Darfin: Hmm.. We'll need some electrically resistant suits.. I remember a friend or two from Coruscant that can help us get what we want..
-[KR]-echo: but theres a catch.
-[KR]-Darfin: Probably so.
-[KR]-echo: win.
-[KR]-Darfin: The guy's name is Jawfin.
-[KR]-echo: omg, ive heard of him b4.
-[KR]-Darfin: Really?
-[KR]-echo: no
-[KR]-Tifa: fail


-[KR]-Darfin: His house should be around..
-[KR]-Necros: Holee !
Jawfin's house was covered with a bunch of hi-tech stuff, like home-made advanced security systems and two the group's fear, two totally pimped out protocol droids with guns.
Protocol Droid 1: Wtf r u doin hear.
-[KR]-Darfin: I'm here to see Jawfin, I'm a friend of his.
Protocol Droid 2: Orly?
-[KR]-Darfin: yarly.
Protocol Droid 1: Liez. u aint gettin in either wai f00l.
-[KR]-Darfin: (Mind trick) You will let us in.
Protocol Droid 2: Force don't work on droids nub
-[KR]-Fazz: No darf, this is how you get in..
(Fazz grabs two machine guns out of his back pocket)
Protocol Droid 1: fux..
(''Jawfin'' comes out of his house)
Jawfin: wtf is goin on over here?
-[KR]-Darfin: Hello jaw.
Jawfin: Darfin! I thought you died when-
-[KR]-Darfin: Long story.
Jawfin: So uh, what brings you here?
-[KR]-Darfin: We were wondering if you could make us 6 electrically resistant suits..
Jawfin: Why?
-[KR]-Darfin: Long story.
Jawfin: Uh, sure thing, after you do something for me.
-[KR]-Darfin: What mate?
Jawfin: I need help. You know how i make a bunch of hi-tech stuff, well this fatass hutt guy wants it so he can sell it on ebay and get some moneh, so he sends his thugs to mai house every day, and its not easy to make those droids, you know?
-[KR]-Darfin: So what do you need us to do?
Jawfin: uh, kill him? Sounds kinda primitive, but it has to be done. Other tech nerdz are struggling, just like me, all over Coruscant. And uh, he has my wife captured and under death threat if i don't give him the stuff.. the deadline's in two days.
-[KR]-echo: oic. so u need someone to kill the hutt and all the hutt's men, rescue ur wife, bring her back without getting arrested, in two days?
Jawfin: yep.
-[KR]-Darfin: Sure thing buddy!
And so, they set off to find the hutt's place, where they would rescue the tech nerd jawfin's wife from teh evil slabba the hutt.
(in the next chapter, duh =P)
(end of chapter 2)

[NinjaSarah]

D: You stole my 'ka-pwned' :<

Meh, this is a good story o.o I like it!!

[BadWolf]

this is soooo epic

[Cross]

as echo would say


LOLCATS



good story. creative. original. I like it. I will buy it. You will sell it.

KEEP IT COMING.
^.^

[Darfin]

Woah, had no idea I was in a story
This is great.

[Delev]

Chapter 3~ The great escape?

Yeah, they're off. Saving someone.. already. Original, isn't it? Oh well.

As they waved goodbye to jawfin, the group set out to ask directions for slabba the hutt's place. Yes, very stupid to try to find the bad guy, but oh well. They decided to ask someone in the alleys, seeing they would know more about the sewers and duh, alleys.
They eventually came across footsteps of some sort, so they followed.
(walking walking walking)
/fastforward 2mins
As they came across the person leaving the footsteps, they found a medium sized box, and the footsteps ended. They picked up the box, and you know what they found? No, you don't. I have to tell you first.
Squall: Who the hell are you?
-[KR]-Tifa: Remeber? the people from the old guy and the thugs..
Squall: Oh yeah. You.. Um, why are you here?
-[KR]-Ðelev: We need to find slabba the hutt.
Squall: Why?
-[KR]-Ðelev: That's classified.
Squall: only the government can say that!
-[KR]-Ðelev: orly?
Squall: yarly.
(blah blah blah)
-[KR]-Ðelev: So, uh, can you help us?
Squall: no wai.
-[KR]-Darfin: Why not?
Squall: I don't have time to waste with you amateurs.
-[KR]-Darfin: Can you atleast give us directions?
Squall: He's in the sewers, manholes over there.
-[KR]-echo: how do we kno this aint a bomb or sumtin sumtin?
Squall: You wanted to hire me >_>
-[KR]-Tifa: owned
-[KR]-echo: quiet u!
-[KR]-Tifa: cmon, lets get moving.
-[KR]-Fazz: I like to move it move it, I like to move it move it-
-[KR]-Kakashi: what are we going to do with him xD

As they entered the sewers, they saw two signs, one saying "slabba teh hutts palace", and one saying "dead end".
-[KR]-Necros: i saw this stuff in movies before, you're supposed to go both ways, and one is a trap, so lets split up.
-[KR]-Fazz: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-[KR]-Necros: wtf fazz lol
-[KR]-Fazz: If theres a monsta, and we split upz, we wont stand a chance against it!
-[KR]-Darfin: I think hes afraid of enclosed spaces.
-[KR]-Fazz: Damn right man, when i was four, my brother stuffed me in a cardboard box, it was so small, and i couldnt get out.. it was horrible!!
-[KR]-Tifa: moving on
As they split up, Necros, Del, and Darfin would go to the sign saying ''slabba the hutts place'', and everyone else went to the other sign.
If they found something, they would call each other on their 1337 pwnzor cell phonez.
(explore explore explore, walk walk walk)
(-[KR]-Tifa to -[KR]-Necros: We found it!)
-[KR]-Darfin: I knew it!
They ran over to where the others were, and found them.
-[KR]-Tifa: it seems theres a guard or two, and a wall.
(Tifa repeatedly tries to break the door)
-[KR]-Fazz: sheesh, havent u ppl learned yet? stand back.
And he pulled an AK-47 out from under his hat, and blew the wall away with a rata-tat-tat.
-[KR]-Kakashi: where do u come up with this stuff lol?
Slabba: guards!
-[KR]-Ðelev: uh oh, were spotted.
-[KR]-Darfin: no sh** were spotted, we blew a hole in the wall bigger than my grandmas ass!
Then who came flying to the rescue? Was it spiderman? no, hes dead. Way for the future baby! Actually, it was... dun dun dun, SQUAAAALLL!
Squall threw a grenade at the guards, and they got all ka-pwned by teh explosionz!!1!one. Now there was just slabba himself, and next to him, jawfy's wife.
Squall had his hand on his one hit kill pistol, and slabba had his hand on the escape pod button. when all of a sudden-
-[KR]-Fazz: OMG, Slabba, THERES A RANCOR BEHIND YOU!
Slabba: wtf?
he turned around, and BAM, got shot in the neck with a bunch of laser.
-[KR]-Tifa: good, now we just have to untie his wife and get her out of here..
Jawfin's wife: Oh thank you, thank you!
and they did so, and once they did, BAM
Jawfin: /amtele -1 jawfin
-[KR]-Ðelev: That wuz easy
Jawfin: Indeed my friends.
-[KR]-Tifa: eh, jawfin, you remind me of another guy named jawfin, and its a long long story, but youve been brainwashed! And so has Squall!
Squall: *gasp!*
-[KR]-Tifa: It's true! Help us find what's in that space pod, and you'll probably eventually regain your memory.
Jawfin: Sure, i dont have anything better to do..
Squall: Kay, as long as i get to own more people
And so, jawfin teh tech nerd made electrically resistant suits so they could check out the crash site, to see if the council had sent them information, or another brainwashed member. What will it be? Do you know? Ofcourse not. I'm the writer, I know everything mwahahahha.
(/end)

[Fazz]

i dont got a brother

[Cross]

lol nice story delev.

[FlapJack23]

Awesome!!! Must...Read...More!

Will you use all of KR in this, or only some?

[jawfin]

truly epic lol moments there
its almost as if the author knows us
*looks around*

[Kakashi.Archive]

truly epic lol moments there
its almost as if the author knows us
*looks around*

yup xD

[Delev]

Chapter 4~ Rescuing T3-M5

So, jawfin made them 8 awesome electrically resistant suits, and his wife made them bacon and eggs for breakfast, yay! :lol:
After they had (BACON AND EGGS YUM <3) for breakfast, they asked a protocol droid for directions, and headed in the direction of the spacepod.
-[KR]-Fazz: psst
-[KR]-Necros: wut
-[KR]-Fazz: wut if we get ka-pwned by teh sh-
-[KR]-Tifa: ENOUGH of that!
-[KR]-Darfin: ?amban fazz
-[KR]-Fazz: T.T
They eventually got near the power station the news reporter had warned them about, and kept their distance. In plain sight was the spacepod of question. Fazz tripped and fell on his face, while making a squeaky sound.
-[KR]-Fazz: wut was that?
Fazz moved his foot again, and there it was
-[KR]-Fazz: zomg its squeakeh!!
-[KR]-Tifa: *squeak*
-[KR]-Ðelev: *squeak*
-[KR]-echo: *squeak squeak squeak*
-[KR]-Kakashi: *cough*/amban ele/tifa/echo*cough*
-[KR]-Darfin: It doesn't work

Very squeakily they made their way past the power plant, and reached the spacepod. However, it wouldnt open.
-[KR]-Fazz: *pulls a rocket launcher out of his back pocket* stand back!
-[KR]-Tifa: Are you insane? put it down fool!
-[KR]-Necros: *grabs a screwdriver and opens it*
Jawfin: You see, not everything is solved by violence..
Squall: But 99% of the time it is
Jawfin: <.< true >.>..
T3-M5: Beep bop boop beep!
-[KR]-Fazz: He just swore at me!
-[KR]-Tifa: no he didnt.
-[KR]-Fazz: but he said BEEEEEEEP!
-[KR]-Ðelev: cmon fazz, kids look at this story, dont poison their minds..
-[KR]-Fazz: ye, but its bound to happen sooner or l8r lol
-[KR]-Ðelev: true.. <.<
T3-M5 vroomed up to the center of everyone, and showed them a hologram, which was from the council.
T3-M5: "Help us Kay Arr wan kenobi's, youre our only hopes!"
Squall: lolwut
T3-M5: "By this time you should have caught up with Jawfin and Squall, and we have their brains *cough* i mean memories storied inside T3-M5, all they have to do is become brain *cough* i mean head level with T3-M5, and he will restore their brain *COUGH* i mean memories!"
Jawfin: Wait, before we obtain our memories back, i need a sample of our DNA to make a radar checking theres no one with a bad memory left on the planet..
So jawfin pinched himself and people called him emo, but he managed to get some DNA and put it in a sample bag, and put it in his pocket :O
Jawfin and Squall stood HEAD level with them, and got their MEMORIES back, and their titles restored, and they lived happily ever after!
-[KR]-Tifa: Really??
Author/me: ...Kid-ding!
-[KR]-Tifa: *GASP!!!!*
No, they didn't live happily ever after, there's still many things to come, and you have to wait for them
-[KR]-Jawfin: Hey, i got my memory back!
-[KR]-Squall: me toos!
-[KR]-Jawfin: It's time to head back to the lab!
-[KR]-Fazz: Fazz no wanna walk T.T
-[KR]-Jawfin: That's okay, i have a teleporter
So, they teleported back to jawfins house just in time for lunch, and had grilled cheese and apple juice and sprite and turkey and ham and french fries and pizza and hot dogs and cheese and ramen and more ramen and some fava beans and a nice kiante and BRAIN JUICE and other stuff and the best part is, you cant have any cus ur not in the story yet

Jawfin took the sample and got some techno-logy thing and put the sample inside, and put it in a huge techno-logy thing, and then a big screen showed up, apparently with pplz on it
-[KR]-Ðelev: Anything jaw?
-[KR]-Jawfin: nop, soz
-[KR]-Ðelev: Oh well, take the small radar with you, and we'll get on a ship.. if we can find one :S
-[KR]-Jawfin: i have a ship.. its called the Nerdinator.
-[KR]-echo: hell no! change the name..
-[KR]-Tifa: what about the Winndixie?
-[KR]-echo: that werkz.
As they (Jawfin, Squall, Delev, Tifa, echo, Fazz, Necros, Kakashi, Darfin, and Jawfin's wife) got on the ship, they set a course for Kashyykk, home of the WOO-WOO-wookies.
(/end)

[Fazz]

As they (Jawfin, Squall, Delev, Tifa, echo, Necros, Kakashi, Darfin, and Jawfin's wife) got on the ship, they set a course for Kashyykk, home of the WOO-WOO-wookies.

what, i just stay on whatever planet we were on, =(, fazz wana go in spaceship to. =(

[Cross]

As they (Jawfin, Squall, Delev, Tifa, echo, Necros, Kakashi, Darfin, and Jawfin's wife) got on the ship, they set a course for Kashyykk, home of the WOO-WOO-wookies.

what, i just stay on whatever planet we were on, =(, fazz wana go in spaceship to. =(

Ownd.

[Delev]

Edited fazz

[echo]

So, they teleported back to jawfins house just in time for lunch, and had grilled cheese and apple juice and sprite and turkey and ham and french fries and pizza and hot dogs and cheese and ramen and more ramen and some fava beans and a nice kiante and BRAIN JUICE and other stuff and the best part is, you cant have any cus ur not in the story yet

I can cuz I am so I will.







good story btw.

[Cross]

where is kyp

[Delev]

Damn, i would be finished with chapter 5, but when i was finished, the forums told me to log in again, and i lost it all.. one hell lot of a chapter ><

[FlapJack23]

Try writing in word pad or something. Also, when it tells you that, hit the back arrow, and your post should still be there, then you can just cut and paste it again.

[Delev]

Chapter 5~ Home sweet Kashyykk~

As they woke up, the group settled up and had PANCAKES YUM YUM YUM <333333, Along with some APPLE JUICE <3333333333.
-[KR]-Jawfin: 200 Light years away from Kashyyyk!
-[KR]-Ðelev: !! Thats forever!
-[KR]-Jawfin: I will need some time to figure out the Hyperspace coordinates..
T3-M5: Beep bop boop. *hands jawfin coords*
-[KR]-Jawfin: Damn that thing is handy.. *puts in coordinates*
-[KR]-Jawfin: I'm going to need some time to actually put them in.. 10 minutes or so
BAM!
-[KR]-Darfin: What the hell was that?
-[KR]-Necros: Fighters!
-[KR]-Kakashi: From Zero probably..
-[KR]-Jawfin: I need someone to go down and handle those fighters while put in these Hyperspace coordinates..
-[KR]-Necros: i will!
Necros ran down to the fighter pocket and started shooting down those fighters.. until a battle began between Necros and the 5 Fighters!

Necros- HP 80/80
Special Attacks: (Vehicle) Soundwave
Class: Staff beginner
Status: Clear

Necros used Soundwave!
Zerofighter1 took 126 dmg
Zerofighter1 was Soundwave'd by -[KR]-Necros
Zerofighter2 fired!
Winndixie took 17 dmg
Necros fired!
CRITICAL HIT!
Zerofighter2 took 167 dmg
Zerofighter2 died.
-[KR]-Jawfin: There! HYPERSPACE BISHES!!!
-[KR]-Necros gained 789 exp.

They had landed on Kashyykk, Tifa had stayed up the whole night following the hyperspace route. After they ate, they got off the Winndixie and headed out in the forest.

As soon as they entered into the forest, they could feel the presence of evil things around them, and they were right! 20 Zerosoldiers came out from behind the trees and began the battle!

PARTY~
Squall- HP 100/100
Level 49
EXP- 57,897 Needed- 9,765,354,121
Special Attacks: Ownage blast,
Waves of Rage
Class: Ownage
Status: Clear

Delev- HP 100/100
Level 34
EXP- 26,867 Needed- 854,291
Special Attacks: Call-a-Lawyer, Waves of Rage
Class: Smuggler
Status: Clear

Tifa- HP 100/100
Level 32
EXP- 24,517 Needed- 821,876
Special attacks: Pimpslap,
Shin kick, Twss joke
Class: Female ownage
Status: Clear

Darfin- HP 100/100
Level 45
EXP- 87,154 Needed- 786,145,631
Special Attacks: Bangun, Jawa army, /amslay
Class: Arbiter
Status: Clear

Kakashi- HP 100/100
Level 46
EXP- 90,744 Needed- 831,147,666
Special Attacks: Bangun,
/npc spawn hugerancor, /amslay
Class: Arbiter
Status: Clear

Fazz- HP 100/100
Level- 33
EXP- 25,763 Needed- 847,639
Special Attacks: Epic kill, Double lunge
Class: Duals advanced
Status: Hungry

echo- HP 100/100
Level- 35
EXP- 30,654 Needed- 917,765
Special Attacks: sarcasm, Rude sarcasm
Class: Sarcastic
Status: Clear

Necros- HP 80/80
Level 2
EXP- 573 Needed- 1,753
Special Attacks: None
Class: Staff beginner
Status: Clear

Jawfin- HP 110/110
Level- 26
EXP- 16,783 Needed- 409,765
Special attacks: h4x,
System override
Class: Tech
Status: Clear

T3-M5- HP 75/75
Level 14
EXP- 9,745 Needed- 109,438
Special attacks: h4x, System override
Class: Droid
Status: Online

Darfin used bangun!
Zerosoldier1 takes 999999999 dmg
Zerosoldier1 was banned by -[KR]-Darfin
Zerosoldier2 used Zeroblast!
Miss
Squall used Waves of Rage!
Zerosoldier2 takes 115 dmg
Zerosoldier3 takes 500 dmg
Zerosoldier4 takes 115 dmg
Zerosoldier2 was burned by -[KR]-Squall
Zerosoldier3 was burned by -[KR]-Squall
Zerosoldier4 was burned by -[KR]-Squall
Zerosoldier5 used Last defense!
Zerosoldiers 10-15 are being protected
Delev used Call-a-lawyer!
Delev called Phoenix Wright- Attorney at Law!
Multiple accomplices
Zerosoldier5: GUILTY
Zerosoldier6: GUILTY
Zerosoldier7: GUILTY
Zerosoldier5 was sentenced by -[KR]-Ðelev
Zerosoldier6 was sentenced by -[KR]-Ðelev
Zerosoldier7 was sentenced by -[KR]-Ðelev
Zerosoldier8 used Last resort!
-[KR]-Squall takes 67 dmg
Tifa used pimpslap!
Zerosoldier8 takes 779 dmg
Zerosoldier8 was bitchslapped by -[KR]-Tifa
Zerosoldier9 threw a grenade!
-[KR]-Kakashi takes 57 dmg
-[KR]-echo takes 33 dmg
-[KR]-Kakashi: Enough of this!
Kakashi used /npc spawn hugerancor!
Zerosoldier9 takes 999999999 dmg
Zerosoldier10's shield breaks
Zerosoldier11's shield breaks
Zerosoldier12's shield breaks
Zerosoldier10 used Zeroblast!
-[KR]-Darfin takes 9 dmg
Delev used Call-a-lawyer!
Delev steals 1,500 credits from Zerosoldier10
Delev steals 2,000 credits from Zerosoldier11
Delev steals 6,000 credits from Zerosoldier12
Zerosoldier10 was sued by -[KR]-Ðelev
Zerosoldier11 was sued by -[KR]-Ðelev
Zerosoldier12 was sued by -[KR]-Ðelev
Zerosoldier13 used team resort!
All zerosoldiers huddled together and talked
echo used rude sarcasm!
Zerosoldier13 cries and runs away
Zerosoldier14 cries and runs away
Zerosoldier15 cries and runs away
Zerosoldier16 used Zeroblast!
-[KR]-Tifa takes 37 dmg
Tifa used Twss joke!
Zerosoldier16 was disgusted by -[KR]-Tifa
Zerosoldier17 was disgusted by -[KR]-Tifa
Zerosoldier18 barfed and took 87 dmg
(Zerosoldier18 is in sick status so Darfin may attack)
Darfin used army of jawas!
Zerosoldier18 took 117 dmg
Zerosoldier19 took 119 dmg
Zerosoldier20 took 117 dmg
Zerosoldier18 was jawa'd by -[KR]-Darfin
Zerosoldier19 was jawa'd by -[KR]-Darfin
Zerosoldier20 was jawa'd by -[KR]-Darfin

-[KR]-Ðelev gained 3,759 exp.
-[KR]-Tifa gained 3,458 exp.
-[KR]-Kakashi gained 1,785 exp.
-[KR]-Darfin gained 2,147 exp.
-[KR]-echo gained 2,476 exp.
-[KR]-Tifa shared 1,500 exp with -[KR]-Necros.
-[KR]-Necros gained 1,500 exp.
-[KR]-Necros Leveled up!
-[KR]-Necros learned Flurry!

-[KR]-Darfin: Holy damn! I don't wanna do that again!
It started raining, and the group found shelter in a hole in an overgrown tree the size of a house. Since it was dark and raining, the group decided to spend the night inside the tree.
-[KR]-Kakashi: Good night everyone!
-[KR]-Ðelev: Night
-[KR]-Tifa: Cya in the mornin
-[KR]-Jawfin: G'night yall
-[KR]-Fazz: (zzz)
-[KR]-Squall: Night
-[KR]-echo: ditto.
So, they spent the night in the tree, and uh, well i really can't tell you that, you'll have to find out in the next chapter, mwhahahaha
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