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 #68300  by jawfin
 
To introduce you to a hobby of mine, making beer. This is not like your normal home brew that just stinks and tastes of yeast; but a good beer made similarly to commercial brewing methods!

Firstly, instead of using a condensed syrup that you water down to make the brew, I buy the wort (pronounced wert) as its made by the brewers straight from the boiling kettle. With this method you don't need to heat it, or artificially add your own dextrose (sugar).
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The wort is the stage in beer making right before the yeast is introduced. What I am making here is a Celtic Red, which is like Irish kilkenny. Its a red stout, that pours like a guinness.
That silver packet in front of the wort bottle is the yeast. Yeast is actually living organisms that consume sugar and excrete alcohol as a waste product.


The wort is emptied into the brewing drum (the black container) then the yeast is added. I dislike the valve systems that brewing drums use, and so I use a shower cap (seriously!).
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Another waste product of yeast is carbon dioxide and as its heavier then the normal atmospheric air and thus sits on the brew (leeching out under the shower cap) and thus protects the brew from contaminants (like stray yeasts).


After 3 to 4 days, the yeast has stopped feeding and has died in its own waste >.< The beer settles in the drum for a further 4 days. Any more and it will spoil. This is where I really differ from the normal home brewer. At this point, they put the beer into the bottles and add a bit more sugar for the second stage fermentation.

Instead, mine goes into a clearing cube that is kept in the fridge for 2 weeks. The beer ages quicker in the fridge, and as I don't add more sugar, I put the yeast to sleep instead of awaking it, and I'm not adding any more sediment to the brew.
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This next step is where I get really professional! After the 2 weeks, I then siphon the brew into a pressurized cannister. If I'm doing a fine ale or cider I'll run my beer through a 0.5 micron open weave filter that removes all sediment and a fair bit of the yeast too. As this is a stout though, I won't filter it. But note that all of the sediment has already been lost from the two siphoning steps.
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That grey gas bottle on my tumble dryer there is attached to the cannister and I use it to charge the brew with bubbles (which is a lot safer then trying to split the beer atom).

After it is charged the cannister is put in the fridge (yes, a fridge just for beer!) and a tube is attached that goes to the beer tap that is mounted on the fridge door. The pressure in the gas bottle is used to drive the beer out the tap once opened. (Note the orange bung in the side of the fridge with the air tube going in.)
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Then all one does is get ones favorite beer glass, place under the tap and viola!
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(Dodgy photo: very hard to quickly turn the tap on, take a photo unsighted and close the tap before beer goes everywhere!)

As this pours like a guinness, it takes 2 goes to fill a glass!
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And yet only one to empty it ;)


Show-and-tell is now over *smacks lips*

KR supports the designated driver program, and the moderate consumption of alcohol.
Seriously though, any posts along the lines of unhealthy inebriation, and manly boasting etc etc won't be tolerated and deleted immediately.

 #68303  by Akimoto
 
*gasp* Its "dark" beer!

 #68309  by Rugg
 
*puffs chest* this one time, i drank a WHOLE BOTTLE of beer!! :P

4srslytho home brewing is totally the way to go. i happen to have a brew kit myself :)
of course it sucked the first time i tried it (8 years ago). i should give it another go, and this time maybe try an easier style as Bock probably wasn't the best choice.

P.S. that looks yummy :D

 #68310  by Lothar
 
Interesting.

 #68311  by Pyra
 
Being straight-edge, this is really kind of cool to know. :D I don't drink, but I know more than my fair share of mixed drinks. My dad's close friends with a restaurant owner and his family chain of restaurants, and ever since I was little I learned how to make certain mixed alcoholic beverages. They'd let me get behind the bar and eat the maraschino cherries as they explained exactly what went into a Cosmopolitan. :P

So, learning about beer and home-brewing is really neat, too. I'd make my dad proud. :P Wonder if I could get a job as a bartender... >.>

 #68312  by BadWolf
 
o.o

wow i never knew that about you jaw XD

better hope blacki dont post here XD

 #68318  by Seraphim
 
do u sell this stuff. well maybe not sell..... do u make any profit out of it??

 #68321  by Akimoto
 
If you'd invent a time machine; would you sell it? I wouldn't.

And yes, beer can be compared to time machines!

 #68323  by jawfin
 
Senbou wrote:better hope blacki dont post here XD
In all actuality, I had told Blacki about my homebrew, and he was the person I had in mind when I was preparing for this post over 3 weeks ago. Unfortunately in the meantime he grew more and more belligerent and has been banned from the forums - so he won't be posting. (For those of us remember Blacki as he was when he first played on KR *shudders* well, that's how he is again.)
Seraphim wrote:do u sell this stuff. well maybe not sell..... do u make any profit out of it??
As it is in the USA, it's illegal to sell alcohol without being a government approved manufacturer/distributer. Also, its draught, which would be like opening a bottle of beer (or soda/softdrink), pouring it into another bottle and trying to seal it again with bubbles intact.
So, its not very portable (and I've tried, swing-top bottles etc).


This actual beer is 2.5 percent, so its low strength - I usually do full strength beers though (5 - 10 percent, mode being 5.5).
Rugg wrote:P.S. that looks yummy :D
IT IS :D

 #70522  by jawfin
 
Sooooo, anyway - all the celtic red has gone somehow Image

So I've just put down a pale ale, with a secret ingredient .... honey!
Yup, it will be like a golden ale, I hope - either way it'll be roughly 6.8% so that's win regardless!!

On the topic of beer, I made this first post oblivious to the fact that 80% of Americans don't know what beer is (time to take offense guys!). Yup, if I say beer and you mistakenly think Budweiser, Coops or Millers - then you have absolutely no idea what I'm talking about. Before preparing your rebuttal I suggest you first research beer, ale, lager, stout and porter. Perhaps watch the movie "Beer Wars"! [/rant]

 #70525  by Rugg
 
i so need to get back into brewing. a golden honey ale sounds damn good!