[AJ]

Short one, more of a video idea of mine tell me whatcha think

THE STALKER

RINGGGGGG
Me: Hello?
Strange dude: Hey, I was calling to get information so I could send you this free cake.
Me: Oh I WANT CAKE!!!!!
Strange Dude: Ok, well what's your address?
Me: Address?
Strange dude: You know so I can send it to you...
Me: Oh yeah its Nonaby
Strange Dude: Nonaby? What state is that in?
Me: Ness
Strange Dude: Ness?
Me: Yeah Non 'a' Buisness
Strange Dude: -.- Ok, Whats your age?
Me: First digit is Wyuca
Strange Dude: o....k....
Me: Second is re
Strange dude: What?
Me: Why you care?
Strange Dude: EH FINE!!! Whats your name?
Me: Itownfase
Strange Foreign?
Me: Racist!
Strange Dude: Sorry! Last name?
Me: Book
Strange Dude: Ah!
Me: Yeah, Its on facebook
Strange Dude: DANGGIT KID!
Me: Your not a very good stalker, I been through one.
Strange Dude: You have? What did they do now?
Me: They get a gun...
Strange Dude: Yeah...
Me: They point it to the phone
Strange Dude: Yeah...
Me: Then they threaten to shoot if I don't tell them where I live
Strange Dude: Ok >:)
Me: Then I say no and they shoot!
Strange Dude: SHOOT?!?
Me: Yeah SHOOT!
Strange Dude: *Shoots Phone* Ok now wha...smart kid...
Me: Haha...Gets them every time!

[Lothar]

Congratulations your now the scourge of Creeps everywere = )