[Greed]

Now, You can disprove evolution in your own backyard!!

Material Needed:
One Fishbowl
One Pitcher of Water
One Hamster, alive
One Hardbound copy of Darwin's Origin of Species

Directions:
1) Fill the fishbowl with water from the Pitcher. I don't wanna give anything away, but soon it's going to be a bowl for something other than fish.
2) Drop the hamster(you can call it "Skip") into the fishbowl
3) Cover the fishbowl with the hardbound copy of Darwin's Origin of Species
4) Seems like a pretty desperate situation Skip has gotten into. This would be an ideal time for evolution to kick in!
5) Follow the Scientific Method-- OBSERVE! Is the hamster "evolving" gills? Has he "evolved" a jackhammer to drill through the fishbowl, or "adapted to the environment" with a tiny hamster flamethrower to burn through Origin of Species?







Didn't think so...

6) Get the hamster out of the water and let him go. (you could also call him "Teddy")



~From "I Am America and So Can You" by Stephen Colbert

[Kakashi.Archive]

This sounds rather sick =/

Id also consider it as animal cruelty

[Darko]

Cool this is bound to work

*Does it*

Oh wait hammy is deadsers oh wells

[Kenshin]

evoulution takes millions of years to take place.. if u kept the hamster alive for millions of years in tht bbowl.. ye somthin wud happen xD

[Darko]

Lol nobody can tell this is a joke

[Kakashi.Archive]

I could i just think if someone actually tried it, its rather sick.

[dent]

lol, someone actually tried this i bet.

[Grimm]

evoulution takes millions of years to take place.. if u kept the hamster alive for millions of years in tht bbowl.. ye somthin wud happen xD

even that wouldnt work, evolution takes place thru generations, a million year old hamster in water isnt gonna spawn gills.....

[Darfin]

If you dump a pregnant hamster, a male hamster, and a colorful fish of your choice into the fish bowl; and the pregnant hamster starts having the baby while simultaneously struggling for its life; and it's child (when born) is struggling for its life too while reproducing with the male hamster, and IT has a child; and the cycle keeps repeating for millions of years; the theory is that the contained species of hamster will eventually evolve more like the fish.

Of course all this is impossible, but none-the-less:
You've just been owned by Darfin.


EDIT: Lol "Darfin's Theory Of Evolution."

[FlapJack23]

I think the hamsters would outgrow the fishbowl really, really fast. On the other hand if it's a gigantic fishbowl, like the Earth, it would work.

[Fazz]

i left the hamster in 2 long, but it done pritty well after it died, its still there alive but dead...

[Hailstorm]

the hamster could drink some of the water and breath from the top =P