[RaVeN]

I'm posting this because i think this is the best "pick up" line i have ever expirenced. At least i think it is a pick up line...i really dont know lol.

Ok so, I was at a house for a get together with some friends and this cute guy and I were talking outside about w/e, it didnt really matter but i was laughing alot...so uh ya.

Then all of a sudden he stares at me and says I bet you 20$ I can kiss you without touching your lips.

At first i was like "WHAT!?" but then i was like "Huh?" and then I said "How?"

And he was like "Sorry i cant tell ya, that would give away the bet."

Then he pulls out a $20 dollar bill and says "So you wanna bet?"

and I was like "umm...ok sure."

Then he comes close to me and hovers around my face like as if he is about to kiss me...





then he kisses me...

LOL

I was shocked!

then he says "It was worth every penny" and gave me the $20 dollar bill

...

That bastered! ><

lol im still cracking up about this

Guys take note!

I have to admit this one (whatever it is) really rocked lol

[Tricky]

[Akimoto]

I'm posting this because i think this is the best "pick up" line i have ever expirenced. At least i think it is a pick up line...i really dont know lol.

Ok so, I was at a house for a get together with some friends and this cute guy and I were talking outside about w/e, it didnt really matter but i was laughing alot...so uh ya.

Then all of a sudden he stares at me and says I bet you 20$ I can kiss you without touching your lips.

After just reading that, i understood where he was going. =D

I mean, its so obvious! (atleast for me)

[EvilIvy]

rofl ra. actually i liked that. obiously the guy would recive a slap in his face it was me but still like it =O

a guy drops a package of sugar near you.
-Excuse me did you just drop your tagname? <--now thats lame

[Kane]

Now theres a new one hmmm

Might have to try that out myself at some point could get expensive though :S

[Beast]

"Hey was your dad a baker? coz you got a great set of buns" <-- dont try it, never works
"Excuse me, is ur name Jacob's? coz you're a real cracker" <-- -.-
"You got really nice white teeth, the kind i like to cum across" <-- =D
"Can i have your phone number? coz i lost mine"

[Chantelle]

"Hey was your dad a baker? coz you got a great set of buns" <-- dont try it, never works
"Excuse me, is ur name Jacob's? coz you're a real cracker" <-- -.-
"You got really nice white teeth, the kind i like to cum across" <-- =D
"Can i have your phone number? coz i lost mine"

Anyone who tries them has got to still be single!!

RaVen you have the patients of a saint!

[Stealth]

lol ima try

[K-1]

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/383 ... _scale%3A5

[Tricky]

I'm single but I still don't do that crap.

Although, I will say my favorite is, "Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'cause I can see myself in your pants."

[Akimoto]

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/383 ... _scale%3A5

I was looking for that link.. 2w3h4r3

[Stealth]

lol...i like that one trickster

[Kakashi.Archive]

Raven...the question is did u like it?...XD

[Melissa]

"Hey was your dad a baker? coz you got a great set of buns" <-- dont try it, never works
"Excuse me, is ur name Jacob's? coz you're a real cracker" <-- -.-
"You got really nice white teeth, the kind i like to cum across" <-- =D
"Can i have your phone number? coz i lost mine"

Teeth?

Thats an unusual fetish!

[Tricky]

Oh, by the way, RaVeN, he's not being original. That's from the movie Derailed, but it's still a very smooth move.

[RaVeN]

I will rent that tonight, thankx tricky


and yes i liked it...he was cute

[Grimm]

"Hey was your dad a baker? coz you got a great set of buns" <-- dont try it, never works
"Excuse me, is ur name Jacob's? coz you're a real cracker" <-- -.-
"You got really nice white teeth, the kind i like to cum across" <-- =D
"Can i have your phone number? coz i lost mine"

Teeth?

Thats an unusual fetish!

u dont get it do u

unfortuanatley im not explaining it

[Nintendo]

I will then I guess just not in detail

The teeth isnt the fetish but the actual mouth is(oral) Im pretty sure you got the second part of the joke so I wont discuss that. Hes just using teeth since they are IN mouth as a way to convey the line.

Its like using tricky's line. The pants arent the fetish but whats in them is but to use the line correctly he uses pants to instigate what he is trying to say.

[Chantelle]

"Hey was your dad a baker? coz you got a great set of buns" <-- dont try it, never works
"Excuse me, is ur name Jacob's? coz you're a real cracker" <-- -.-
"You got really nice white teeth, the kind i like to cum across" <-- =D
"Can i have your phone number? coz i lost mine"

Teeth?

Thats an unusual fetish!

u dont get it do u

unfortuanatley im not explaining it

i think she does and hence the unusual fetish phrase. teeth across teeth?

[Melissa]

i know exactly what it mean 1st time around I just thought teeth itself was an odd reference although i know the joke wouldnt work else but teeth.. surely youd want to avoid teeth

[Darfin]

Are you wearing astronaut pants? Because your ass is out of this world.

Hey! I think I saw your picture in the dictionary. It was right under the word "KABAMMM!"

I won't be seeing you in heaven because its GOT to be a sin to look that good!

xDD

By far that was the best though Raven. Haha.

[Kane]

Are you wearing astronaut pants? Because your ass is out of this world.

Oh that one.. is classic love it lol

[Darfin]

*Walks up to a chick with a coin and flips it*
"What are the chances of me getting head?"

[Scythe]

O_O

[Darfin]

Sorry couldn't help myself.