[blacki]

(first of all i dont ask you to believe me but if you believe in god you will understand me...and also that a pacifique topic so...i dont give a **** and i expect the same way for you.)

yep yesterday i went with somes of my good friends of mine in a party and we start drinking like real Maniacs i dont remenber how much beers and whiskey shots i take but i was in a way to become waste.

and after the party we slept at the party house and in my head i was turning over and over again and my heart beating really fast and HARD and after 5 min my heart pulsation slowly stop and i was dead for a moment. i check the time before this it was 3:30.


i saw a tunnel with a light.and i was falling in that ...hole and when i hit the light i was in a island in the sky...i was thinking that the paradise and yes i remember him that was god he said welcome back BLacKi.
and i said why am i here?...he said you got some important question to ask to me. i said noo why i should? god said come with me in my personal bar...and we drink about hours and hours. he give me some holy wiskey? that was really awasome! i was drunk with god XD.


and after talking about everything and nothing he start to asking the real question
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GOD:BLacki do you think you can leave forever in this way?

BLacki:you mean drinking all the time?

GOD: yes my son

BLacKi:i dont know i wasnt suppose to live soo i leave every day like it was the last one.

GOD:yes i heard that before XD but you know i send you on earth to do something better in your life.

GOD:whut you wanna want to become?

BLacKi:i wanna live forever!

GOD:ok well,you know i know a way to become immortal

BLacKi: really

GOD:but you need to do a ultimate test

BLacki: im always ready!

GOD:i know i know...the test is if you can survive to the show of immortal (band) and meet the members they will show you the real way to feel free for the rest of the eternity! there is a ticket for this show so take a last shot of my Holy wiskey and go to the battlefield my son
i hope you will succeed to your test i bless you my son!

BLacKi:Nothing can't Stop My Will! thanks father.

end of discution with god.
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after i past the tunell again and hit the light again i woke up and i check the time it was 3:31 (only one minute for 10 hours of heavy drinks) and i check my pocket and i found a ticket for the show of immortal that was really awasome.

(morale of my story is im gonna see immortal in 2 hours and i dont ask you to beleve me but all i said was happen and i dont belive in christianism or satanism...but god in my vision was sending me the ticket to go in hell to found whut im seeking and yes god love BLACK METAL!)

this is whut im gonna see







funny live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLGX4S6J ... re=related

\m/ hail F******* BLACK METAL! \m/

hope you believe my true story

[Seraphim]

well i think another morale blacki is that maybe if we get drunk & make an effort to talk to god, while in that state, i think we may be able to get some free cool stuff from him ;P, dont u support my idea??

have fun man, hope u enjoy ur concert =P

[blacki]

man i think when god said :i know a way to become immortal...now i know whut he mean XD (that was one of my best show i saw....\top5

and i never prayed god he always send me a ticket to his island cuz i dont know no one in heaven can't drink as much than him. i think the people of heaven are boring! and he only want a BEER PARTNER! XD

and Montreal(my town) ROCKS! ------>http://www.immortalofficial.com/blog/ and dont try to find me you can't see me im in the middle(downstair) with the bounch of hands...

[Seraphim]

how many did u have blacki??

[blacki]

how many did u have blacki??

how many whut ...drinks?...if that the question i drink 12 beer +3 wiskey shots

[Rugg]

yeah i'd say you were pretty well hammered lol

[Seraphim]

what r u talkin about not even a priest could be more sober =P

[blacki]

hahaha XD

buy a ticket for immortal---60$

buy 12 Beers and 3 wiskey shots---100$

be drunk and have a F****** GooD Time with my friends.---That'S Priceless



blacki's Theory:how to be a good Beer drinker?,its like a gym you need to work on many times and you will become more stronger everytime XD
if you drink severals times in a week its hard to be drunk but depend whut you drink and how fast... that's my theory

[Seraphim]

Absolut Vodka bottle in under 5 mins??

[blacki]

absolute vodka=cheap vodka...and i dont drink vodka...vodka=for chix wanna do some mixed drinks.

try whiskey jameson 40 oz in a 30-45 min (2 persone):P =after that, you will be wasted like young deers XD

[Seraphim]

i cant recall the name of the whiskey i had last time, really good stuff. it was strong but tasty if u know what i mean ;P

[blacki]

look like a heavy sweet wiskey

the only wiskey i h8 is Jack danield...that's just taste the old sox