Pro-log
This story is about a boy. His name is Tidu§. You may all know him as "GREATNESS" or "PRINCESS". He never seems to go easy on the people at the Drive-Threw windows. This is his story...
-Viewer's discretion is advised. Everything you see or read is not a script. No pay'd actors in this story. This is real life-
Chapter 1: The Couple (Necros -> Pyra)
Tidus opens up MSN and see's who is online. He saw his first window open to wave him in.
Tidus:
Hello goobadie-goober
Cam/Necros:
hey to you too
Tidus:
how are you?
Cam/Necros:
eh, been better
you?
Tidus:
tooshay
hah did that make sense? xD
Cam/Necros:
lol
sure
Tidus:
So, um. I would like a large drink. Extra large pizza, extra cheese, sausage, pepperoni, and add a sprinkle of that "OMFG WHERE DID THAT COOKIE GO" sause.
actually, upgrade me to an extra large drink
and that would be to-go
Cam/Necros:
uh huh
i'm sorry we're all out of...everything you want tonight
please gtfo and stfu now
this is not a restaurant for the 210490589439058 time
*slams door in face*
Tidus:
well then. I guess I will go to the next window*goes to pyra's window*
Cam/Necros:
lolz
Tidus wonders away from Necros's window since he wasn't a happy camper. He made his way over to the next person... Pyra
Tidus:
Hello there
Ma'am you there?
Hello?
Ma'am
Pyra:
Hi?
Tidus:
So, um. I would like a large drink. Extra large pizza, extra cheese, sausage, pepperoni, and add a sprinkle of that "OMFG WHERE DID THAT COOKIE GO" sause.
actually, upgrade me to an extra large drink
and that would be to-go
Pyra:
Right away sir, will this be cash or charge?
Tidus:
I would like to charge my battery yes.
And I will pay in cash.
Pyra:
AA or D cell?
Tidus:
AA is fine
Pyra:
And what would you like as your drink?
Tidus:
Hm... do you have the "OMFG BEST DIPPING COOKIES IN" Milk?
Pyra:
Oh, no sir, we only carry "LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN" shakes.
Tidus:
That will work.
Pyra:
We have chocolate, vanilla, epic, sea salt, and filet mignon flavored. Which would you prefer?
Tidus:
I would NOT like the "WTFFILETMIGNON" shake.
I will take the Vanilla
Ma'am this is the slowest drive threw window ever!
Pyra:
Alright sir. One extra large pizza, extra cheese, sausage, pepperoni, a sprinkle of "OMFG WHERE DID THAT COOKIE GO" sauce, an Extra-large vanilla "LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN" shake, to go and pay in cash
Sorry sir, I'm the only one working tonight
Tidus:
I understand.
Pyra:
The other employees ate the Filet mignon shake and died of food poisoning
Tidus:
How much is it though? -eyeroll-
Pyra:
That will be three dollars, two chickens, one arm, and a partridge in a pear tree
Tidus:
WHAT THE F(!@U#$(!@#*!(@#?!
THIS ISN'T WORLD OF WARCRACK!
I CAN'T JUST GO FIND STUFF TO TRADE FOR FOOD!
Pyra:
THIS
IS
SPARTA!
Tidus:
Oh... in that case....-takes food and runs to forums to post-
Pyra:
..... eh, good thing I gave him the filet mignon shake instead
This story is about a boy. His name is Tidu§. You may all know him as "GREATNESS" or "PRINCESS". He never seems to go easy on the people at the Drive-Threw windows. This is his story...
-Viewer's discretion is advised. Everything you see or read is not a script. No pay'd actors in this story. This is real life-
Chapter 1: The Couple (Necros -> Pyra)
Tidus opens up MSN and see's who is online. He saw his first window open to wave him in.
Tidus:
Hello goobadie-goober
Cam/Necros:
hey to you too
Tidus:
how are you?
Cam/Necros:
eh, been better
you?
Tidus:
tooshay
hah did that make sense? xD
Cam/Necros:
lol
sure
Tidus:
So, um. I would like a large drink. Extra large pizza, extra cheese, sausage, pepperoni, and add a sprinkle of that "OMFG WHERE DID THAT COOKIE GO" sause.
actually, upgrade me to an extra large drink
and that would be to-go
Cam/Necros:
uh huh
i'm sorry we're all out of...everything you want tonight
please gtfo and stfu now
this is not a restaurant for the 210490589439058 time
*slams door in face*
Tidus:
well then. I guess I will go to the next window*goes to pyra's window*
Cam/Necros:
lolz
Tidus wonders away from Necros's window since he wasn't a happy camper. He made his way over to the next person... Pyra
Tidus:
Hello there
Ma'am you there?
Hello?
Ma'am
Pyra:
Hi?
Tidus:
So, um. I would like a large drink. Extra large pizza, extra cheese, sausage, pepperoni, and add a sprinkle of that "OMFG WHERE DID THAT COOKIE GO" sause.
actually, upgrade me to an extra large drink
and that would be to-go
Pyra:
Right away sir, will this be cash or charge?
Tidus:
I would like to charge my battery yes.
And I will pay in cash.
Pyra:
AA or D cell?
Tidus:
AA is fine
Pyra:
And what would you like as your drink?
Tidus:
Hm... do you have the "OMFG BEST DIPPING COOKIES IN" Milk?
Pyra:
Oh, no sir, we only carry "LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN" shakes.
Tidus:
That will work.
Pyra:
We have chocolate, vanilla, epic, sea salt, and filet mignon flavored. Which would you prefer?
Tidus:
I would NOT like the "WTFFILETMIGNON" shake.
I will take the Vanilla
Ma'am this is the slowest drive threw window ever!
Pyra:
Alright sir. One extra large pizza, extra cheese, sausage, pepperoni, a sprinkle of "OMFG WHERE DID THAT COOKIE GO" sauce, an Extra-large vanilla "LOLOMGWTGDAIRYQUEEN" shake, to go and pay in cash
Sorry sir, I'm the only one working tonight
Tidus:
I understand.
Pyra:
The other employees ate the Filet mignon shake and died of food poisoning
Tidus:
How much is it though? -eyeroll-
Pyra:
That will be three dollars, two chickens, one arm, and a partridge in a pear tree
Tidus:
WHAT THE F(!@U#$(!@#*!(@#?!
THIS ISN'T WORLD OF WARCRACK!
I CAN'T JUST GO FIND STUFF TO TRADE FOR FOOD!
Pyra:
THIS
IS
SPARTA!
Tidus:
Oh... in that case....-takes food and runs to forums to post-
Pyra:
..... eh, good thing I gave him the filet mignon shake instead
Jawfin wrote:From then on I've kept the yellow out of respect to Tidus.
I know my story isnt as good as your. :p