[Tidus]

It takes two tries to get up from the couch.
When happy hour is a nap.
Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
*Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.
The twinkle in your eye is merely a reflection from the sun on your bifocals
You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.
You finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
Your back goes out more than you do
You sing along with the elevator music.
You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
Your ears are hairier than your head.
*You talk about "good grass" and you're referring to someone's lawn
You got cable JUST for the weather channel.
*You reach the toilet and forgot what you wanted to do
You're not allowed on most of the rides at DisneyWorld because they may be too intense.

You know you are old when: you look at the time you joined KR and it says August of 2006 and you think to yourself, "Dang, I had just turned 12"

CA-CHING!

~Tid

[Brickvillian]

You know your old when you spent hours of work on Dark Forces years and years ago..?

[Greed]

You know you're old when you hate communists and CAN ACTUALLY PRESENT REASONS.

Kids these days, don't even know what communism is and they hate it just for the heck of it. *grmbls*

[Phreedom]

You know u r old when....
Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.

[Akimoto]

God bless I am none of the mentioned! ^_^

"You know you are old whe... ... ????"

"You know you are old when ... god who am I kidding, I have no idea.

[Tidus]

i didnt say you guys could reply on my jokes xD

[Phreedom]

#1 I doubt u actually came up with all of those (posted from a website or something maybe...)
#2 We don't need ur permission to post our own :O

[Tidus]

1) true
2) yes u do