Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a minute, but set him on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
You can't be late until you show up.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If you guys have anymore I would be happy 2 hear them!
Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but some abuse the privilege.
I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didnt work that way...so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness
If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
If you have a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: Take two, and KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN.
The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
You can't be late until you show up.
A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station...
If you guys have anymore I would be happy 2 hear them!
