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 #33514  by Melissa
 
The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a 'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker.


I was feeling particularly sassy that day, because I had just come from a thrilling choir practice followed by a powerful prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.
It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus; because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the nice man behind started honking like crazy, and he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'for the love of God, GO! GO!' What an exuberant cheerleader he was for the Lord.

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love. There must have been a man from Florida back there, because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach. I saw another man waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was an Hawaiian good luck sign or something.


Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.


My grandson burst out laughing; why even he was enjoying this religious experience.

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.


I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So I waved to all my sisters and brothers, smiled at them all, and drove on through the intersection.


I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again, and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the car down, leaned out of the window, and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!

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 #33515  by Melissa
 
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There had to be said :P

 #33538  by saunby
 
LOL

I think that is excellent XD

 #33543  by Kenshin
 
Lmao , thats great.

 #33555  by Wolferion
 
:shock: eh... Ok jk ^^ That's nice =) Thank you for posting such jokes. Havent seen them ages :D

 #33569  by Melissa
 
Yeah dont worry Sirion my grandparents are that rude







Most of the time

 #33622  by FlapJack23
 
It's great, but would probably never happen in real life.

 #33623  by Melissa
 
FlapJack23 wrote:It's great, but would probably never happen in real life.
:shock: your shitting me

 #33629  by saunby
 
Melissa wrote:
FlapJack23 wrote:It's great, but would probably never happen in real life.
:shock: your shitting me
Oh man, I thought it was real! :(

Damn =(

 #33694  by FlapJack23
 
I just felt inclined to point out the obvious. :)

 #33698  by Melissa
 
I know I know I was just being facetious

Although I bet your not quite the right guy to go with me to the movies for a comedy

NO THATS NOT LIKELEY TO HAPPEN IN REAL LIFE

:lol: :P

Dont worry I am just teasing

 #33699  by Fazz
 
FlapJack23 wrote:It's great, but would probably never happen in real life.
give me a wig and i will make it happen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 #33703  by fagooffy013
 
loved reading it, thx;
Its... like.... feel the love