Today at lunch, Me and my friends were having fun telling redneck jokes and eating like dogs, when a cherry tomato landed in the middle of our table. The idiots sitting at the table behind us were THROWING FOOD AT US!! We were pretty ticked off at first and I threw a couple of things back. Then a packet of sour cream hit my friend Tyler's ice cream and it fell. Then Andrew, he is a quiet unhurtful type, picks up the sour cream, opens it and says "cream has been spilt, and cream shall atone." and chucks it full speed at one of them. It splat on his forehead and got into his eyes!! He was freakin out completely when they told on him and the lunchlady came and took him and Andrew to the office as Andrew sinisterly smiled and said "I regret nothing" hes never ever broken a rule and man, 2day was the Craziest day evur!!
