These are some Chuck Norris Jokes that i have found over time...
Chuck Norris doesnt churn butter... he roundhouse kicks the cows and butter comes straight out!
Chuck Norris doesnt beleive in god, god beleives in Chuck Norris
They said Jesus could walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on Land
When Chuck Norris is set on fire he forces the flames to stop drop and roll
Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "BANG!"
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice!!
Chuck Norris can divide by zero!
When Chuck Norris spells a word wrong he doesnt change it, Oxford changes it for him!
There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard but only another fist
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet 4 Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris goes 4 a swim he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC because he claims Law & Order are trademarked names of his left and right leg
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad he has never cried, EVER!
Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.
Chuck Norris can dribble a football (american football)
Chuck Norris can hit a homerun in soccer.
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
I know a lot more but i dont wanna make this message HUGE
Chuck Norris doesnt churn butter... he roundhouse kicks the cows and butter comes straight out!
Chuck Norris doesnt beleive in god, god beleives in Chuck Norris
They said Jesus could walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on Land
When Chuck Norris is set on fire he forces the flames to stop drop and roll
Chuck Norris once shot down a german fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "BANG!"
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity... twice!!
Chuck Norris can divide by zero!
When Chuck Norris spells a word wrong he doesnt change it, Oxford changes it for him!
There is no chin under Chuck Norris's beard but only another fist
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet 4 Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
When Chuck Norris goes 4 a swim he doesnt get wet, the water gets chuck norris.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC because he claims Law & Order are trademarked names of his left and right leg
When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska
Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Chuck Norris's tears can cure cancer, too bad he has never cried, EVER!
Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.
Chuck Norris can dribble a football (american football)
Chuck Norris can hit a homerun in soccer.
Chuck Norris can clap with one hand
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open
Chuck Norris is so bad he makes viruses sick. As such, Chuck Norris is also responsible for the eradication of smallpox.
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
I know a lot more but i dont wanna make this message HUGE
