Calling all -[KR]- Jedi Knights!
Are you an active single saber user who HATES Spider-Man with a passion that puts J. Jonah Jameson to shame?
Does the thought of that web-slinging menace stalking the streets of your friendly neighborhood keep you up at night?
Are you disappointed that Aunt May wasted her retirement thanklessly raising a delinquent orphan on her own?
Here's your chance to make sure Spider-Man never has a reason to put on that weird suit and fight crime -- teach Uncle Ben self-defense today!
Your intervention could prevent Uncle Ben from dying in the street, giving him the chance to teach his cosplaying vigilante nephew a few more VITAL lessons in the great responsibility that comes with his great power.
This potential padawan seeks a master of single-sword laser budo who's active during EST / UTC-5 evening hours (~1800 and on -- vampire arrangements also considered).
If that sounds like you, come on down and put a little dirt in my eye!
Are you an active single saber user who HATES Spider-Man with a passion that puts J. Jonah Jameson to shame?
Does the thought of that web-slinging menace stalking the streets of your friendly neighborhood keep you up at night?
Are you disappointed that Aunt May wasted her retirement thanklessly raising a delinquent orphan on her own?
Here's your chance to make sure Spider-Man never has a reason to put on that weird suit and fight crime -- teach Uncle Ben self-defense today!
Your intervention could prevent Uncle Ben from dying in the street, giving him the chance to teach his cosplaying vigilante nephew a few more VITAL lessons in the great responsibility that comes with his great power.
This potential padawan seeks a master of single-sword laser budo who's active during EST / UTC-5 evening hours (~1800 and on -- vampire arrangements also considered).
If that sounds like you, come on down and put a little dirt in my eye!
