So just to clarify quickly I usually have really stupid discussions on steam and I just went and rolled with it posted cause frog really wanted me too so... this is for you frog.
Javva: an entire clan of pillow mastery
-[KR]-Frog: tell me more o_o
-[KR]-Frog: if its uh
-[KR]-Frog: not a trouble
Javva: in 1998 a man named soft buns was playing in a forest, looking for a place to sleep with his pillow, blanket and a katana (for obvious reasons).
He found a nice tree with a lot of shade, as he relaxed under the tree he slowly dozed off... a few minutes passed and the sky turned grey. wind started blowing and howling a lightning bolt struck the ground around him consecutively 3 times, he woke up unaware of what was happening but before he had the chance to escape.
A bear appeared, lightning struck behind him as he cried out! soft buns could only see a silhouette of the bear, his heart beat started racing. The bear had started to approach soft buns, not sure if it was him being paranoid but he swore everytime the bear took a step the earth shook beneath him. His heart beat raced even faster, the bear was approaching.
Soft bun suddenly remembered about his katana, he calmed down and got into a defensive stance, the beast let out a loud ferocious rawr and charged! Soft buns attacked the beast with all his force but alas it was futile. The beast had snapped the katana in half and shattered the blade.
Soft buns was devastated, his only defense was gone he began to lose hope and feared he could not defeat this almight beast. Once again the beast charged! Soft buns took immediate action and started to climb the tree, he came up with a strategy to blind the bear with his blanket so he could escape, but all he had was his pillow and he watched the bear rip the blanket to shreds.
Soft buns had completely given up hope on escaping, he only had one choice.... to accept his fate.
he grabbed his pillow and jumped on the bear! the bear was shocked by his action but then immediately reacted and tossed soft buns on the ground, the bear started throwing him around on the ground. Soft buns had suffered immense damage blood dripping all down his arms, he was weak... without hope.... and above all only had a pillow.
As the bear threw him around he thought back on his life, thinking about his childhood and how he had never....
Javva: still going
-[KR]-Frog: SON OF A FATHER
Javva: accomplished anything in his life, he mustered up all the courage he had left grabbed the pillow ran up to the bear and punched him in the nose! The bear was stunned and soft bun went all out with a barrage of violent pillow swings until the bear could no longer go on, the pillow had a slight glow to it as if it was responding to soft buns courage and determination.
As the endless assault continued the pillow grew brighter until it illuminated the entire forest, soft buns had discovered an incredible power and with one final time he mustered up the remaining courage he had and went for the finishing blow!
Soft buns had defeated the wild ferocious bear, he had felt a sense of accomplishment he had never felt before... at last he felt worthy.
the battle was won, soft buns had discovered a new power, but soft buns was not selfish. He had opened up a dojo near the forest and was willing to train anyone who was willing, things started slow but eventually had over 30 students, soft buns had noticed the dojo was too small for 30 students so he founded a village which no one knows the location of and created a secret clan to which he can teach and provide for all his students so they can continue his legacy.
The End.
Javva: an entire clan of pillow mastery
-[KR]-Frog: tell me more o_o
-[KR]-Frog: if its uh
-[KR]-Frog: not a trouble
Javva: in 1998 a man named soft buns was playing in a forest, looking for a place to sleep with his pillow, blanket and a katana (for obvious reasons).
He found a nice tree with a lot of shade, as he relaxed under the tree he slowly dozed off... a few minutes passed and the sky turned grey. wind started blowing and howling a lightning bolt struck the ground around him consecutively 3 times, he woke up unaware of what was happening but before he had the chance to escape.
A bear appeared, lightning struck behind him as he cried out! soft buns could only see a silhouette of the bear, his heart beat started racing. The bear had started to approach soft buns, not sure if it was him being paranoid but he swore everytime the bear took a step the earth shook beneath him. His heart beat raced even faster, the bear was approaching.
Soft bun suddenly remembered about his katana, he calmed down and got into a defensive stance, the beast let out a loud ferocious rawr and charged! Soft buns attacked the beast with all his force but alas it was futile. The beast had snapped the katana in half and shattered the blade.
Soft buns was devastated, his only defense was gone he began to lose hope and feared he could not defeat this almight beast. Once again the beast charged! Soft buns took immediate action and started to climb the tree, he came up with a strategy to blind the bear with his blanket so he could escape, but all he had was his pillow and he watched the bear rip the blanket to shreds.
Soft buns had completely given up hope on escaping, he only had one choice.... to accept his fate.
he grabbed his pillow and jumped on the bear! the bear was shocked by his action but then immediately reacted and tossed soft buns on the ground, the bear started throwing him around on the ground. Soft buns had suffered immense damage blood dripping all down his arms, he was weak... without hope.... and above all only had a pillow.
As the bear threw him around he thought back on his life, thinking about his childhood and how he had never....
Javva: still going
-[KR]-Frog: SON OF A FATHER
Javva: accomplished anything in his life, he mustered up all the courage he had left grabbed the pillow ran up to the bear and punched him in the nose! The bear was stunned and soft bun went all out with a barrage of violent pillow swings until the bear could no longer go on, the pillow had a slight glow to it as if it was responding to soft buns courage and determination.
As the endless assault continued the pillow grew brighter until it illuminated the entire forest, soft buns had discovered an incredible power and with one final time he mustered up the remaining courage he had and went for the finishing blow!
Soft buns had defeated the wild ferocious bear, he had felt a sense of accomplishment he had never felt before... at last he felt worthy.
the battle was won, soft buns had discovered a new power, but soft buns was not selfish. He had opened up a dojo near the forest and was willing to train anyone who was willing, things started slow but eventually had over 30 students, soft buns had noticed the dojo was too small for 30 students so he founded a village which no one knows the location of and created a secret clan to which he can teach and provide for all his students so they can continue his legacy.
The End.
Maybe we could all learn a thing or two from those sandwiches ~Ice King
