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 #14503  by Kakashi.Archive
 
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.

 #14520  by NinjaSarah
 
LOL!

 #14524  by Soulreaper
 
roflmao kak where did u find that

 #14559  by saunby
 
omg.. rofl!!

 #14564  by Phoenix
 
Omg >_< I would hate to be that man..

 #14569  by Tidus
 
i dont get it :(
is he calling her fat?

 #14570  by Phoenix
 
Ru'Mithri wrote:i dont get it :(
is he calling her fat?
Yes Ru' Lol ;) He means she is heavy.

 #14574  by Tidus
 
well im sorry... im a blonde... i dont even get half the jokes i posted few minutes ago.

 #14575  by Soulreaper
 
lmao ru

 #14579  by NinjaSarah
 
lol!

 #14594  by saunby
 
Ru'Mithri wrote:well im sorry... im a blonde... i dont even get half the jokes i posted few minutes ago.
im blonde but not that blonde lol... actually i am sometimes, i didnt know that cheesecake was made with cheese.

 #14651  by Grimm
 
i got one like that one.

a mother and a kid are about to get on a bus, the kid is 7 years old, but the mother says to him "u pretend ur six years old, so u wont have to pay" he nodded and they boarded the bus. on the way off the bus, the driver asked the kid how old he is, the kid said six years old. so he asked "when will u turn 7" and the kid answered "wen i leave the bus...."

 #14652  by Starcomand
 
lol

 #14654  by Soulreaper
 
lolz