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An opportunity of a life time

PostPosted:Tue Aug 25, 2009 9:52 pm
by Akimoto
It just so happens I am allowed to take a student as my young clueless Padawan in the world of JKA. And yes, most players of JKA still have a lot to learn. Even after 8-10 years, I am still learning new things.

If you wish to become one with the force, one with yourself and with the universe around you, feel free to volunteer yourself to become my little brother/sister.




FAQ:

What can you teach me?
Excellence.

Why would I want you as my mentor?
I would be able to teach you things no other would teach.

What do I have to do?
You have to choose between a red or blue pill.

What happens if I choose the blue pill?
You will continue as usuall, living a nice happy life with your friends in KR.

What happens if I choose the red pill?
I will teach you everything there is in the "gray side" of JKA. You will be granted powers beyond your imagination. Do not use, tell or write what I will teach you. This is for you, and only you.

Are there any consequences?
If you do not bide by my rules, you will get punished. Follow my rules and you will live a good life, with the knowledge i can give you to make JKA into a better world.

Are you active?
I am online almost all the time. I may not always be IN JKA, but in a galaxy far far away. Whenever you wish to play, let me know.

Where can I find your contact details?
Can be found here.

How old are you?
21

How long have you been in KR?
Many, many years. If I had to guess, i'd say from around the beginning'ish.

Quitted KR before?
1 and a 1/2 time. The first time was because K-1 wanted to make a clan. I rejoined KR because it phailed. The 2nd time was when we had a nasty KR member (whom was kicked within about 24 hours after I quit.) that annoyed me and everyone ALOT. Breaking rules and such.. After hearing "it" got kicked, i wanted to join up again.

How long have you played JKA (JK2)??
I'd say about 8-10 years!

Re: An opportunity of a life time

PostPosted:Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:00 pm
by Wolferion
Your years are really dull XD KR exists for around 5 years , how could you be in it for 6-9 years? Nice topic though, good luck!

Re: An opportunity of a life time

PostPosted:Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:01 pm
by Akimoto
Wolferion wrote:Your years are really dull XD KR exists for around 5 years , how could you be in it for 6-9 years? Nice topic though, good luck!
Akimoto wrote: How long have you been in KR?
Many, many years. If I had to guess, i'd say from 6 to 9 years.
Note the "If I had to guess"-part.
Let's just say I was stalking KR when the great "fluffy" was ruling. Funny how time changes people. :twisted:

Also, 6-9 years sounds about right with KR... @.@

EDIT: Oh, I forgot to mention, I've played JK2 a few years before JKA my bad. Thus the reason my years are beyond JKA :P

PostPosted:Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:07 am
by Kioshi
lol JKA has only been out for 6 years. it was released in 2003.


KR is going on its 5th

PostPosted:Wed Aug 26, 2009 1:47 am
by Aayci Warrick
I choose the green pill

PostPosted:Wed Aug 26, 2009 7:15 am
by Akimoto
Oh yes, whomever that does this, don't forget to change my title! 2 out of like 5 council members have posted in this topic not changing my titles so I guess there is someone in charge of it. :)
Aayci Warrick wrote:I choose the green pill
Actually, it is more about the choice, not the pill itself. It is the same with the force. You may learn how to do lightning, grip people, and drain them, but those are all 'acts' of evil! ...thus leading you to the path of the dark side. The knowledge itself is not.

PostPosted:Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:32 pm
by Akimoto
-bump-

PostPosted:Sun Sep 27, 2009 2:51 am
by Jato
Hmm heres a questioniare for those who wish to strive in life ;)

What can you teach me?
Ninja-ing Ninja-nes Uber-Ninja, 2345172645716294857692145769134276917645917245691425679816745921745697215921645214576987124659871634296321498405 ways to kill some 1, and ultimatly the power of Darkness in which the Ninja draw some of our abilities

Why would I want you as my mentor?
Because I will kill you and all the others

What do I have to do?
Obey, learn, Ninja

What happens if I choose the blue pill?
You will be broken to the power of darkness in which the Ninja use to overwhelm jedi and other pathetic sentients

What happens if I choose the red pill?
You will choose what i say! *throws across room* I WILL UNLEASH THE NINJA IN YOUR PATHETIC BEING!

Are there any consequences?
Ill kill you if u say no to this and then feed u to my saarlac after pulverizing your body

Are you active?
I exist everywhere

Where can I find your contact details?
i find u biatch! *kicks in face*

How old are you?
I do not exist by times standards

How long have you been in KR?
I was here bfore kr was a thought in the minds of the founders ancestors ancestors ancestors

Quitted KR before?
U dont know my history! *backhand*

How long have you played JKA (JK2)??
Before its existance

PostPosted:Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:14 am
by Akimoto
Jato wrote:Hmm heres a questioniare for those who wish to strive in life ;)

What can you teach me?
Ninja-ing Ninja-nes Uber-Ninja, 2345172645716294857692145769134276917645917245691425679816745921745697215921645214576987124659871634296321498405 ways to kill some 1, and ultimatly the power of Darkness in which the Ninja draw some of our abilities

Why would I want you as my mentor?
Because I will kill you and all the others

What do I have to do?
Obey, learn, Ninja

What happens if I choose the blue pill?
You will be broken to the power of darkness in which the Ninja use to overwhelm jedi and other pathetic sentients

What happens if I choose the red pill?
You will choose what i say! *throws across room* I WILL UNLEASH THE NINJA IN YOUR PATHETIC BEING!

Are there any consequences?
Ill kill you if u say no to this and then feed u to my saarlac after pulverizing your body

Are you active?
I exist everywhere

Where can I find your contact details?
i find u biatch! *kicks in face*

How old are you?
I do not exist by times standards

How long have you been in KR?
I was here bfore kr was a thought in the minds of the founders ancestors ancestors ancestors

Quitted KR before?
U dont know my history! *backhand*

How long have you played JKA (JK2)??
Before its existance
lolspam.

PostPosted:Sun Oct 04, 2009 4:06 pm
by Akimoto
-bump-

PostPosted:Sun Oct 04, 2009 6:05 pm
by Seraphim
hmmm.... question, is this offer only for KR members??

PostPosted:Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:22 pm
by Akimoto
Yes. Want to join KR?

PostPosted:Sun Oct 04, 2009 7:50 pm
by Seraphim
not at the moment.... i think Bonded wants to make a JKA branch, but im still not sure, just thought id ask in case there was any arrangement that couldve been done

PostPosted:Sun Oct 04, 2009 8:05 pm
by Zabuza
*fills out app, stops halfway* aww crap :(

PostPosted:Thu Oct 08, 2009 11:06 am
by Akimoto
Zabuza wrote:*fills out app, stops halfway* aww crap :(
:P

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PostPosted:Mon Oct 12, 2009 2:00 pm
by Akimoto
<-<-<Bump>->->

PostPosted:Mon Oct 12, 2009 5:54 pm
by BadWolf
<-<-<stab>->->

PostPosted:Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:25 pm
by Greed
<-<-<spam>->->
Anyways theres only 1 active student (Caybob) so i wouldnt bother :\

PostPosted:Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:48 pm
by Akimoto
Phantom wrote:<-<-<spam>->->
Anyways theres only 1 active student (Caybob) so i wouldnt bother :\
Indeed. Thus having the "Must have student to achieve rank+up" is ridiculous; in my opinion. Traditions are made to be broken, peed on and then by using a 'mortar and pestle', turned into dust. ^_^
*still looking anyway*

EDIT: Or by using a "turn based" master/student selections, would improve the effectiveness of ranking by 600%! (random numbers)
Also, might prove to be a challenge since you get a "random" (so to speak) student/master.

EDIT2: Of course it would be required both the student & master is active.