Knights Reborn

post ur Yo Mama jokes here!

oh bro you shouldnt have done that.
Yo mama so fat she to big for my eyesight.
Yo mama stupid she stuck 2 AA batteries uo her butt snd sang "I got the power!"
Yo mama so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white people and said, "Stop that Tweenkie!"
Yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch.


Got a whole lot more

sniper i saw u look up the 'eyesight' one on the internet......

lmao those are all old xD just like this one:
Yo momma so fat she put on a red shirt and all the kids said "Hey its the Coolaid Man!"
o.o

Yo mamma so stupid she thought Jarjar comes with Picklespickles!
Yo mamma so stupid she spent all day sayn "Am Not!" to R2!


Yo mamma so fat even Naruto couldn't "Believe it!"

lol sarah

lol sarah the naruto one was so funny

Here is some more

Yo mama so fat she got hit by a plane and said "who threw that paper
Yo mama so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mama so fat a nuclear missile hit her and it bounced back and hit terrorists.

NinjaSarah wrote:Yo mamma so stupid she thought Jarjar comes with Picklespickles!
Yo mamma so stupid she spent all day sayn "Am Not!" to R2!

i was gonna say those -_-

Yo moma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck
Yo moma's teeth are so yellow cant belive there not butter

lol sarah that r2 joke was on robot chicken you cheater

lol obito

Your mommas teeth so yellow that when she stepped out in the road traffic started to yield.

Sidious wrote:lol sarah that r2 joke was on robot chicken you cheater

I know I just wanted to say them cuz they were funny

one more Joke

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon

Your mama so ugly a cave man would do it!

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower

i have loads but there not for kids sry
heres a few "decent" ones heard ( most of them i made up liek 2 sec ago)

-yo mama is so poor she chases the garbageman for her shopping
-yo mama is so ugly that her mum used to feed her with a slingshot
-yo mama is so fat when she was pregnant the doctor asked if she was obese
-yo mama is so stupid she walked into the bank to ask for directions to the bank
-yo mama is so small when she was born the doctor thought it was a S***(hehe)

Okay I lied... I have a few more jokes.

Yo mama so bald she took a shower and got brain-washed!

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says "Expired" on it!

Yo mama so ugly when she was born her mother said "What a treasure!" and her dad said "Yes, lets bury it."

Yo mama so dumb she got tangled up in a cordless phone!

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her head just to make up her mind!

Yo mama so fat she sat on Wal-Mart and lowered the prices!

muahaha

NinjaSarah wrote:Yo mama so ugly when she was born her mother said "What a treasure!" and her dad said "Yes, lets bury it."

thats good XD

Kakashi wrote:Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

I was going to do that one kak

and like ken, i do have some un decen ones

you guys are mean talking bout my momma that way

ah comeon tidus just jokin

yo moma is so fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

yo moma is so fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

yo moma is so stupid when you were born, she looked at your umbilical cord and said, "Wow, it comes with cable too!"

yo moma is so fat small objects orbit her.

yomoma is so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

lol obi

yo moma is so fat she make Jabba the Hutt look anorexic.

I know one like that!

Yo mama so fat she make Jabba the Hutt say "Daaaaaaaaamn!" <.< >.>

Robot Chicken rox

o.o u guys must hate my mommy =(

yo momma so stupid when u were born she flushed to down the toilet.
yo momma so stupid when she needs 50 cents she rips a dollar in half.
yo momma so fat im in her typing this jokes!
yo momma such a blonde when some says "Oh you got BURNED" she ask "How long were you in the sun?"

Yo mama´s so fat , shes fatter than ...



SARAH O_O!!!


jk!

Darky

*kills Darky and buries him*

Yo mama so ugly she uglier than you darky!