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clank is key

PostPosted:Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:34 am
by Frog
Here’s what happened.

I found this out. I’ve uncovered this dark side of KR. Either nobody knew, or nobody wanted to know the truth.

The truth is bitter, but it will come.

Alright, so, let’s start this out from the top.
Key and Clank are never seen in the same room. They have the exact same personality, the exact same method of admin, the exact same hair color, and they both start with a K.

It is really easy to pretend to be Canadian. All you have to do is be real funny.

Never in KR’s history has anyone came out with the Truth like I have. This is monumental information, and I fully expect to be compensated with KR’s central bank funds. I have to be ready to leave the country, so the money will be transferred to a off-shore account.

It was a pleasure spreading the truth. Key, Clank, whoever you are, whatever your “ real “ name is, I’ve found you out. Snuffed you.

We are many. We are coming.

Re: clank is key

PostPosted:Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:13 am
by jawfin
Your offshore Austrian bank account is ready, we have even organised a welcoming committee.

Nice knowing you.

Re: clank is key

PostPosted:Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:55 am
by Primordial
I've known that RaVeN and Falcon are one in the same for months.