That's right. I have a theory about how the universe began, how it is existing now, and how it will go later.
Cars.
Everything, Cars.
Punctuation.
Motor vehicles.
Back in 1695, Astronomer Phillip Aglet discovered the practicality of 'ink' for pens. That's for writing on paper in case you do not know what that is. Thank you.
Anyway, Aglet knew using ink pens would not only prove faster but more strong in lifting heavier objects. This is where politics come in.
History books LOVE to misguide you. They think that you were monkeys and somehow gained the intelligence to live a practical life? pfftt how silly.
No, you see, the universe started at the '' vrrooomm '' of a Toyota Sports Car.
That's right.
Cars.
Have you ever taken a look at a Toyota Sports Car tire tread? good. Memorize that pattern on the tread. Now, have you ever considered that you never actually looked through a scientist's scope to examine your genes, DNA and whatnot?
You see, if you keep a close eye on the atoms floating around in your genes, they will start to detach and reattach to each other. Almost like they're fighting. But that's not important. Keep an eye on their movement pattern and you'll notice irregularities. They seem to have a pre determined set of movements based on a pre-set path. A deliberate path. A bold path.
It's the pattern,
of a Toyota tire tread.
You've been lied to, viewers on the forums.
Utterly lied to.
Want more proof? fine you misguided airline inspector.
Go to your local drink store. Ask the cashier if he/she has had to account for more or less then a hundred dollars. If they answer more, they are probably lying anyway. But if they say less, that means you MUST run and grab a dog if you can and offer it to the police. Now.
Anyway the cashier is wearing a Khaki, of course. That is, a pair of Hawaiian shorts. Ask them for prove of the afterlife, and they'll lend you a Attack Van.
lolol why would they do that?
Quiet.
They know, of course, of the afterlife. They know that your school books have been LYING to you. Embrace the truth, readers.
Everything is cars.
Alright look, if you really are skeptical at this point I encourage you to run your socks on the carpet. Now, the books, or maybe your aunt, would tell you that it is friction. The energy generated between contact of the carpet to your socks.
Wow.
Use this feeling and believe the truth. You will feel a longing, a need for justice, of truth and anger. You will speed forward as you were meant to be.
A car.
Thank you for reading.
Spread the truth.
#Cars
Cars.
Everything, Cars.
Punctuation.
Motor vehicles.
Back in 1695, Astronomer Phillip Aglet discovered the practicality of 'ink' for pens. That's for writing on paper in case you do not know what that is. Thank you.
Anyway, Aglet knew using ink pens would not only prove faster but more strong in lifting heavier objects. This is where politics come in.
History books LOVE to misguide you. They think that you were monkeys and somehow gained the intelligence to live a practical life? pfftt how silly.
No, you see, the universe started at the '' vrrooomm '' of a Toyota Sports Car.
That's right.
Cars.
Have you ever taken a look at a Toyota Sports Car tire tread? good. Memorize that pattern on the tread. Now, have you ever considered that you never actually looked through a scientist's scope to examine your genes, DNA and whatnot?
You see, if you keep a close eye on the atoms floating around in your genes, they will start to detach and reattach to each other. Almost like they're fighting. But that's not important. Keep an eye on their movement pattern and you'll notice irregularities. They seem to have a pre determined set of movements based on a pre-set path. A deliberate path. A bold path.
It's the pattern,
of a Toyota tire tread.
You've been lied to, viewers on the forums.
Utterly lied to.
Want more proof? fine you misguided airline inspector.
Go to your local drink store. Ask the cashier if he/she has had to account for more or less then a hundred dollars. If they answer more, they are probably lying anyway. But if they say less, that means you MUST run and grab a dog if you can and offer it to the police. Now.
Anyway the cashier is wearing a Khaki, of course. That is, a pair of Hawaiian shorts. Ask them for prove of the afterlife, and they'll lend you a Attack Van.
lolol why would they do that?
Quiet.
They know, of course, of the afterlife. They know that your school books have been LYING to you. Embrace the truth, readers.
Everything is cars.
Alright look, if you really are skeptical at this point I encourage you to run your socks on the carpet. Now, the books, or maybe your aunt, would tell you that it is friction. The energy generated between contact of the carpet to your socks.
Wow.
Use this feeling and believe the truth. You will feel a longing, a need for justice, of truth and anger. You will speed forward as you were meant to be.
A car.
Thank you for reading.
Spread the truth.
#Cars
