I was totally going for a walk, but then out of nowhere, a big shiny casino popped up and blew up. So I returned, seeking vengeance on Bunny the Padawan for eating chocolate on a Monday, when everybody knows It's forbidden to. So he charged into a white cluster of Teletubbies and freaked out when he saw his own mother up a tree with a violin on her chin because she's Batman!
Then Robin came with a message about Star wars wearing pink tights, a pink mask and a cape. Then he took Batman down town for a quick criminal beat down. After that affair Jawfin came in and then zoomed with an ice cream in his lightsaber.
So everybody was needing more bacon because Shia Labeouf changed his name to John Snow with a butterknife to cut bananas. Then suddenly Santa with great dexterity strangled Jar Jar in hopes to buy a giraffe wearing a T-Shirt with a logo of a sun. But when Santa beat up a one legged goat, Daldumin came and exploded into three and fought everybody, turning them into
wild red fire