Knights Reborn

he ate the contents of his machine. "Yum" he said as he...

gained all the fat he had just eaten, then he suddenly broke.........

his nail. Suddenly a UFO came and...

gave them both otherworldy haircuts which they then...

inserted violentley.........

into a small hole...

So far we have:

One day bob was walking off a cliff, when a waiter served him fettucini alfredo.
"This is not my turtle soup!" Bob cried
then the waiter said "its todays special u get a free red bull with it"
Bob stared at the drink in confusion and asked,
"whats this lump in my trousers?"
The waiter replied "I'm not sure, should I check for you?"
Bob said "Oh wait, it's just my parachute strap.”
Bob became confused and tried to remember why he was wearing a parachute, then it started to rain hampsters.
The server exclaimed "Omg! again? hold on sir, im safraid ill have to use the table to protect us"
"NO! Let's use it as a hang glider and escape off this cliff!" said Bob.
And with that, the two jumped.
the two flaoted for a moment but the hampsters were just too much and they went diving toward,
a JKA-player named -[KR]-Kakashi!
[server]: "Kakashi was killed by bob."
-[KR]-Kakashi says : "Lamer!" *spams warning messages*
Bob says : "uh oh..."
Suddenly bob woke up in front of his computer in time to see a giant hamster come and maul his eyes out.
Luckily, Bob was having a LAN party with Chuck Norris, and the hamster was roundhouse kicked into the fifth dimension.
Bob ignores the hamster and chuck norris.
Bob is applying to change his name by using an online application form.
But then decides to go bowling with Ben insted but they soon discover,
that they lost their balls,
So they both decide to watch Lion King instead.
When a giant purple chicken kicks Bob to Seattle,
where he fall into a poo poo factory and come out smelling like,
...well... poo poo. He walked through a car wash where he saw a girl that was so,
fat she couldnt fit in the car wash and got stuck in the door. So bob decided to use his portable lypo suction machine and drain her of her unhealthiness, then he ate the contents of his machine. "Yum" he said as he gained all the fat he had just eaten, then he suddenly broke his nail. Suddenly a UFO came and gave them both otherworldy haircuts which they then inserted violentley into a small hole that was extremely tight..............

on his little soldier