[jawfin]

Any of you that have been on the server in the last week are familiar with my 8 ball chatty program; those of you who aren't will have to wait 3 weeks when I'm back from holidays.
Anyhow, despite numerous ideas I have for developing my app, from a centralised lamer reminder list, to hosting and organising tournaments; I want some more quotes for 8 ball to respond with. ATM I have 41 (that includes Dyyor's "ur mom"), remembering it has to be styled as an answer to a yes/no question.
I'll also want a kind of even balance in the yes/no, currently it has 15 yes's, 15 no's and 10 idk's!
Don't just post one quote, try and think of a few witty (and clean) responses. I already intend to add "That's what she said".

Obviously, to those that haven't been on the server this will sound like complete gibberish, so don't answer until you understand the question.

[Akimoto]

-Who cares?
-I'm busy. please try again later
-Doubtful...
-lol no.
-lol yes.
-Maybe
-Nah
-Yah
-rofl
-lol
-lul
-<.<
->.>
-...
-Ya rly
-No rly
-Ask Aki
-I will discuss it with Dr.Phil
-Hold on, i'm on the phone.
-afk!
-I dont know!
-Stop asking
-That would be insignificant
-She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells.
-So if she sells shells on the seashore, i'm sure she sells seashore shells.


-Yes
-No
-Most likely
-Most unlikely
-Possible...
-Doubtful...
-Probably
-Maybe
-Don't count on it
-Count on it

[Zabuza]

Why do you care?
My mom asks better questions than you.
Man you be trippin'.
Please leave a message after the beep. *beep*
I like pie.
Me no speak english.
Murph

[revelation]

- Are you serious! you got 3 wishes and all you wanted was this!
- Go snort some crack, I'm busy right now
- I see trees of green, skies of blue, clouds of white, but I can't see your answer

[Darko]

- cry?
- cry??
- cry? :'(?
- lose much?
- suck much?
- GTFO
- lol
- hacks
- h4x
- hax
- hackorz
- f u
- no
- why?
- me > you
- fail
- phail
- fail much?
- you fail

- whats that smell?
- oh yeah
- its FAIL

My JKA vocabulary ***

[Sniper]

- Question phailed , don't ask again.
- I would have to say..... get lost.
- I dont know, ask Dr.Phil
- You know, you can ask my have 7 ball.
- Are you kidding me
- Try speaking Russian next time.

[Fazz]

- sorry cant be bothered to answer at the mo, however i could have probally in the time it took me 2 say all this...
- talk 2 the face, coz the eyes aint reading
- You talkin 2 me?
- HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA, no
- Did you mean it 2 sound like that
- Why do u wana no :p
- If you realy wana no, read a dictionary
- Thats just not right
- Sorry, i dont talk gibberish
- Ask again later, actually, dont ask again
- And then i said to him i said, 'thats not a car, its a rabbit'

[Zabuza]

Sniper

You know, you can ask my have 7 ball.

that doesnt quite make sense sniper

[saunby]

- And then i said to him i said, 'thats not a car, its a rabbit'

Hahaha!!

[Zabuza]

- You should have had a v8.

[Fazz]

- look deep inside your self, for it is there you will find the answer 2 your question

on a seperat note will/when this be available for all of us 2 use?

[jawfin]

on a seperat note will/when this be available for all of us 2 use?

I'm not sure of the question. Eight ball has been running for about a week now, and has already raised a hell of a lot of laughs.
But... I am not making the actual bot itself open to the public, it is strictly for KR and I'm working on a method that will have it running 24/7.
I don't need server access (wouldn't help anyway, I don't program for unix style OS's), and besides, 8ball is very quickly going to be superceeded by 9cat.

[Falcon]

lol jaw, you HAVE TO put thats what she said in it lol