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 #161184  by Frog
 
alright so listen up cos i'm going to blow your mind, let's get into it
jawfin is not the man he thinks you is

in 1342, WWII had just finished, central powers was forced to surrender to the allies, and prime minister Gareth Jahns passed the law that would change the world forever.

Jahns' secretary of state was the man we know and love, jawfin.
Jawfin was regularly employed to translate signals between british and american intelligence, but how would he do this ? he must be very smart indeed.

Almost too smart.

But later, a mystery young boy has been reported by major news outlets. His exploits would heavily relate to

Revamping technological phenomenons, creating all new versions of past advances.

Afterwards, Jawfin resurfaced after a hiatus.

Maybe it was justified, but I know this to be not true, after extensive research.

Scientifically, of course.

take a look at this picture:
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jawfin is in the middle, with his two bribed minions. notice anything funny about him?
the red shirt, the twirly hair?

jawfin is jimmy neutron.
shocked, are you? reeling back in your chair, reconsidering everything you know? maybe you need more evidence. fine, i'm game.

when you open the forums, you see this
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everyone knows that jawfin made kr, so it makes 100% sense.

oof, still not convinced? how about his own gif. that's right, jawfin is brilliant, but has his occasional slip-ups that my intelligence team have cracked.
on frame 27, if you squint your eyes, you can see his true form through his holographic projection, powered by ubisoft.

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its very hard to see, a sort of blink and you miss it moment.

ladies and gents, we are reaching levels 5 and 7 dangerous.

i have one final piece of evidence.

at 8 o clock, jawfin sent me this pm
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which is obviously from the lyrics of jimmy neutron's song.

it's out. the truth is out. i'm putting this on my vlog channel
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 #161190  by AJ
 
Wrong section for this.

And who's Jawfin?
 #161211  by Veneratus
 
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 #161216  by reftor
 
Huh. So thats what Jawfin looks like..
Whys he so ugly
 #161222  by jawfin
 
I categorically deny that I am who you say I am.
Um, I refute your facts with my statement that I am not me.
It's possible you're thinking of my twin brother James.
Who just ran in that direction *points*