Greetings! I, Toast, doeth h'reby f'rmally and most politely requesteth that clank, his eminence, wouldst be so gracious as to impart upon me some p'rtion of his colossal wisdom and ineffable und'rstanding, that i may ascend to the gentle ranketh of jedi knight.
Most Sinc'rely,
Toast
Most Sinc'rely,
Toast
"Don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back."